To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status and a family member comments on it and just ruins the whole… — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
The only time you can call shotgun is when you can see the car. Don't try to claim it two hours before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heels are a male invention designed to make a woman's butt look smaller, and to make it harder for them to run… — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
Some people need to think about how they would feel if they were put in the situation they are putting others in.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fixing someone broken heart, is much like treating a sickness¦no matter how hard you try if youre not the right medicine, you… — Laine Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone yells stop; I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing you are, then they're the one who's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're afraid to love a person because of friendship.. u have to choose ..either say what you feel and let love… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
If I had said everything I was thinking out loud,I would definitely have lost my job a LONG time ago. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone… — SouL Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wait for a text but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls make there Facebook status Single and talking to noone. like thats something to be proud of, like no being in a… — Amanda Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wisdom is not facts and repetitions of truth repeated back in a pressurised situation such as in an exam hall. — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet, or… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being alone it doesnt mean we have no one,,its just simply means were scared to get hurt by someone..ssss — Cristina Punzalan Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People tell me they dont like me, well truth is I never said you had to Im not a Facebook status. — Tam'rah Angel Copy Share Image
Destiny decides Who you meet in your life…But only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see a status with your lovers name. & turns out the one stalkinq him/her is just a… — Erica Jade Montoya Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they probably fainted from excitement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
