I Don't Want Lots Of People Who Are Ready To Cry When I Die... I Only Need Just One Person Who Is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People Upload here like its a Facebook status. Heres a quote, Bitch Don't Be Average ! — Anthony Vargas Copy Share Image
Avoiding something doesn't always mean that u hate it.. It could also mean that u want it, but u just know that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody has A perfect Life, Everybody has their own PROBLEMS..Some people just know how to deal with it in a Perfect way!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to the year of 2012; Where there is the cinnamon challenge so you can choke to death, the end of the… — Chad Copy Share Image
The secret of being happy is accepting who and where you are in life and making the most out of everyday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image