Facebook status Quote by Cristina Punzalan

I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.

— Anonymous

No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.

— Anonymous

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

— Nikhil Saluja

The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative…

— Jazmin Garcia

While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

Y'all Be Taking The Facebook Statuses To Extreme.

— Anonymous

What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget.

— Kara Angela

Single as a dollar and not looking for change.

— Anonymous

LMS is like PMS but totally different.

— Anonymous

Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked.

— Anonymous

Some people wake & bake, while others wake & fake~

— DeAngelo Stokes

If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother.

— Nikhil Saluja