Facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents but you…

— Shennon Fabiano

I dnt understand thoses couples that fight and a minute later write in their status on facebook ugh single . I fight with my…

— Mia Lugo

Why do some couples make their status single every time they fight . I don't put orphan when I get into fights with my parents

— Unkown

Being single isn't a facebook ,twitter , or instgram status . it's a form of FREEDOM !

— Kei Monae

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

— Andy Borowitz

Parents who neglect their children, who don't know where they are, who don't know what they're doing, who don't know who they're hanging out…

— Michael Nutter

Life is a bit hard sometimes, and sometimes you have to step up and fight fights that you never signed up for.

— Joel Spolsky

Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!

— Anonymous

With social distancing restrictions in place, many are finding themselves isolated from their support networks and suddenly navigating parenthood differently than they expected.

— Ellie Taylor

Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court!

— Anonymous

If you are single you don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.

— Anonymous

I wish parents wouldn't fight...at least not wen kids r watchin'... at the phone or face 2 fuwkin face that crap aint good wen…

— Watever