Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
Like this status and I will share our favorite memory on your wall. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black people mad Romney's white. White people mad Obama's black. Me? I'm mad no one cares about their policies or our country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over again because your thoughts are too distracting. — AmiT Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All desirable things in life are either banned, expensive, illegal or married to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I try samples at stores: 5% Im thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not a Facebook status you don't have to like me, but just cuz you don't,doesn't mean other people wont. Just know… — Rosie Krein Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is not so easy, some things are difficult to attain but if you take the first step of faith you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the people whom we've known for only a short time have a bigger impact on us than those we've known forever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the f*ck did they get that in here?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesn't always mean that you were wrong. . Sometimes it means you value your relationships more than your ego... — UnKown Copy Share Image
If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
