Facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook.

— Kand3n

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

— Anonymous

If everybody is a Facebook friend, what is an actual friend?

— Alissa Quart

When I was stalking my special lady friend on MySpace, people would always say, 'Is this really Marilyn Manson or some kind of psycho?'…

— Marilyn Manson

People have just assumed that... if we call our Facebook acquaintances our friends, we must be influenced by them, too. But we're not.

— Nicholas A. Christakis

The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there facebook page..…

— Kevin McCarty

Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!

— Anonymous

I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they find a…

— Anonymous

One of life's mysteries: why someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook.

— Anonymous

There's some weirdos out there, a few stalker fans out there, but nothing I can't handle. People are just going out of their way…

— Urijah Faber

It's funny how someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook.

— Pretty Ladii

Most of my Facebook friends are farmers, gangsters or cooks.

— Arjun Loveable