Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

It's funny how someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook.

— Pretty Ladii

Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook.

— Kand3n

Some friends are like facebook! They are always changing.

— Leslie Villa

Just because we're friends on Facebook , don't mean I'm your FRIEND .

— Janna Marley

I don't need to go onto Facebook and pretend to have friends I've never even met. To my mind, that kind of destroys the…

— Stefanie Powers

Facebook is not your friend, it is a surveillance engine.

— Richard Stallman

We pretend to be friends on facebook,but in real life we have nothing to say to each other .

— C_c

If everybody is a Facebook friend, what is an actual friend?

— Alissa Quart

People invite you on facebook and they just say nothing: and you complain and say: what is the use of being invited by the…

— Dumi

Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with a BOOK!!!...

— Joanne Lobedica

There is a big difference between friend and Facebook friend!..

— Anonymous

It's funny that people make thousands of friends on facebook, but stay strangers for most of them.

— Rajesh