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You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

— Chelsea Handler

I don't need to drink to have a good time with the ladies.

— Camille Grammer

Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice...What about having a hot friend on a cold night after…

— Anonymous

Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is good but what about having a hot friend on a cold…

— Unk

Every hour spent near the water...is a happy hour.

— Anonymous

I have some drinks at night but that's it.

— Wayne Static

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

— Laura Kightlinger

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

— Robert Black

Drink to love, women get hotter as you drink.

— Aruho Marvin

Drunkenness is never anything but a substitute for happiness.

— Andre Gide

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.

— Caprice Crane

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

— Gabriel Iglesias