My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women give sex in exchange for love while men give love in exchange for sex — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never tell someone you love them if you don't, it's easier telling the truth then living a lie... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
If you are going to jump off a bridge I wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder than Facebook posts. It's time to go do some of those things you are typing about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If You Don't Like What Anyone Is Going To Say On Your Facebook Status Then Don't Put Up Anything Personal — Anonymous Copy Share Image
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more &… — Babloo Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Who cares if people dont like me,after all,im not a facebook status to be liked. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
It's my mouth I say what I want too, and it's my wall I can write anything I feel like to write — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With so many girls using filter, I'm assuming true beauty is hard to find nowadays — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose a guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents, not his bedroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the storm's not only make us stronger…but they bring us closer together — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
