If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When someone you even don't know, hates you...that's when you know you're the best! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Depending on what you did last night is either a Good Morning or a regretful one.. — JREYES Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smile, because youre beautiful. Laugh, because youre living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters cant bring you down. ¥ — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Dont ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Nate Copy Share Image
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together, Never give up on hope — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
