To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) — Becca Copy Share Image
The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Still Waiting For Someone To Call & Confess Their Love For Me..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if you don't like me, I'm not on this Earth to fucking please you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is not so easy, some things are difficult to attain but if you take the first step of faith you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your wide awake and you look over at your friend and there sleeping still:/ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reasons why Im still single: 1) I cant date the internet. 2) I cant date my favorite celebrity. 3) I cant date… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It starts raining and when I got home it stop then I walk back and it started raining angian.how sad :( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when you send a long text message to someone & they just reply with k. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone once shouted to me I HATE LIFE .. i smiled and gently say> who asked you to love life..love me and… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
