At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A females smile is better than the duckface....unless her teeth are fucked up. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ... — Danish Copy Share Image
The past can't be forgotten, changed, edited,or erased...It can only be accepted... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect… — Kriss Martin Copy Share Image
I dont know why but I never run out of status each time I think of you.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder than Facebook posts. It's time to go do some of those things you are typing about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you only have $3.00 and you must choose between gas or Mc Donald's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If sex isn't better than love, then why they have all these hoes walking around ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I always hope that someone who loved me as much as I loved him will be here on… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
