Love me, ill move mountains to make you happy Hurt me, & I'll drop those mountains on your face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? — Danish Copy Share Image
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If her facebook status says in a relationship & it's complicated is it safe to say she fucks other guys? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When people sign up for love, they forget to read the fine print...which says, not guaranteed to last forever. Pain and tears… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A silence way it is not the end of the love.You are still the one that I always worry about just I… — Phara168 Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone once shouted to me I HATE LIFE .. i smiled and gently say> who asked you to love life..love me and… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
LOL girls are DUMB. if you cheated on your boyfriend.. you basically became a downgrade. and don't expect to find someone better.… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and evict them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share Image
