Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone will feel…

— Tony G

Someone please tell Facebook that all relationships are complicated.

— Anonymous

It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status.

— Anonymous

Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say.

— Livefree2dream44

Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...

— Author Name

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and fix it.

— Anonymous

Facebook doesn't ruin relationships, getting caught in your lies does.

— Anonymous

I hate it when someone says, facebook ruins relationships, no slut you ruined your own relationship, no one told you to go on and…

— Ella Rojas

If I go out with my girlfriends, no one has an issue, but if I put up a post with a male friend or…

— Rashami Desai

If you women keep posting on facebook you're opinions of how a man should talk to a woman, those douche bags and players might…

— Nathan Schwake

When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!?

— Nikhil Saluja

If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole world to…

— Brittany Young