I am proud of my heart.It's played,burned and broken.But still works — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody wanna be cuffed and taken but nobody wants to be committed & faithful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It shocks me when I see old fake ass friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't… — Blondie Copy Share Image
I would rather date a guy who's cute, can make me laugh, and has a nice personality than a guy who's popular,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lend your shoulder when she wants to cry, Hug her when she's crying, and kiss her to stop her cry. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
That moment when your laying down in the dark by yourself and you start getting flashbacks of a scary movie ! — Krystal Copy Share Image
Studies show that sex in the morning is more effective than caffeine. At least that's what I'm going with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Computer only have 5th generations; But the 1st generations worth expensive — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesnt mean there isnt guilt and forgiving doesnt mean the pain is gone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least five times just to be sure. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Oh, you say BRB Shower and never come back? Please tell me how much your water bill is. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
