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I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it.

— Anonymous

I break bread with them base heads I show some lovin till they slip then I trip son.

— C Murder

When I open a bag of bread, I skip the first piece. Because its ugly

— Anonymous

I don't stay away from bread but I don't load up on bread either. I just eat it if it's around.

— Danny Green

You can't just leave out one part; the bread won't rise if the yeast isn't there.

— Holly Near

When you buy a pack of bread and skip the first bread because it looks werid

— Imansta

I never looked at bread the same way again

— Zach Braff

Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's…

— Mitch Hedberg

When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs.

— Akinyele

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

— Hari Kondabolu

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.

— Curly Howard

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body.

— Mandy Ingber