The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto Translations: 'You aint bout dat life' - The persona that you portray is contrary to the actual individual that you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fellas: If you want your girl to remain an Angel...create a heaven for her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading this status, you will realize that the the brain doesnt recognize a second the — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong. — Idunno Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
IPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me, ill move mountains to make you happy Hurt me, & I'll drop those mountains on your face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
