Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

God first made man, than he realized that there was something better, women

— Kenzie-ann

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

— Martin Luther

“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

If God made anything better than women, he kept it for himself.

— Kris Kristofferson

I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl,…

— Tucker Max

“God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.”

— Adela Rogers St. Johns

“If God were a woman, she would hardly have made men”

— A.C. Quinn

First, GOD created a man. Then one day he looked down from heaven; admiring his good work, and he said, I bet I can…

— London Mond

If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.

— Kris Kristofferson

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

— Sam Levenson

Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?

— Jack Nicholson

God then made the first woman, not directly out of his own substance, but from Adam's rib. Her purpose was to serve man.

— Frederick Lenz