Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Fake friends Friendship
Facebook is kind of like the matrix if you think about it... fake reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having the most friends on Facebook is like sitting at the coolest table in a mental hospital cafeteria — Shannon Wall Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is more for old people and, like, adults. My parents use Facebook. I honestly have never been on Facebook. — Noah Schnapp Copy Share Image
The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time.. Life without… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
If you're old enough to have a job and to have a life, you use Facebook exactly as advertised, you look up old friends. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like facebook.There are fake id's.Some even don't know they are flirting with their sisters..... — Ritesh Ojha Copy Share Image
Strange Attitude Of Young Generation- . . . . They Love Facebook But. Hate To Face The Book. — Babloo Copy Share Image
Perhaps something like Facebook couldn't have been invented by somebody who goes out five nights a week and has a ton of friends and… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image