Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If Facebook was school I swear I'd have perfect attendance.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status School
If Facebook was school I would have gotten an award for atteneding every day ! — Angie Borbon Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004. On February 5, we were feeling pretty confident, even from observing the first few hours of usage.… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I didn't get Facebook until I was maybe a junior or senior in high school. — Emily Meade Copy Share Image
We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it — Betty White Copy Share Image
By playing on people's desire to belong to groups, Facebook creates a new, inclusive society. After all, Facebook is not like Harvard College. Anyone… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
I was in the same class as Mark Zuckerberg at Harvard. So we really experienced Facebook in a unique way. It launched our sophomore… — Elise Stefanik Copy Share Image
I'm not a big fan of young kids having Facebook. It's not something they need. It's not necessary. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
