Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Law school
I was at Harvard when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I begged him not to do it. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
When Facebook first started, and it was just a social directory for undergrads at Harvard, it would have seemed like such a bad startup… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
I was in the same class as Mark Zuckerberg at Harvard. So we really experienced Facebook in a unique way. It launched our sophomore… — Elise Stefanik Copy Share Image
Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004. On February 5, we were feeling pretty confident, even from observing the first few hours of usage.… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
Perhaps something like Facebook couldn't have been invented by somebody who goes out five nights a week and has a ton of friends and… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
“You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I didn't get Facebook until I was maybe a junior or senior in high school. — Emily Meade Copy Share Image
As with Google, Facebook was a place that just concentrated a lot of top talent. It's just sort of natural that those people would… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
