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“Despite his famously hearty laugh and cheerful public persona, he is capable of the same kind of acerbic outbursts as Apple’s late founder, Steve… — Brad Stone Copy Share Image
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Charles Manson ate apples. That doesn't mean I'm not going to. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
“On his good days, he tried to teach me everything he knew." "What about his bad days?" "On his bad days, he generally thought… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
It’s a depressing habit you have of loving to sneeze and of eating apples as if they were juicier for you and being the… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
“Appleby was a fair-haired boy from Iowa who believed in God, Motherhood and the American Way of Life, without ever thinking about any of… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
One of the things about Steve Jobs is that he gives us an opportunity to look at the disjuncture between that world and the… — Alex Gibney Copy Share Image
“There is far too much common nonsense, and not nearly enough uncommon sense about fruit.” — Mango Wodzak Copy Share Image
“Because people aren't always as they seem and the moral of the story is the apple isn't always sweet.” — Jasmine Sandozz Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
