Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone is always gonna talk about you.. so you might as well give them something to talk about — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pick up a phone call and wish you didn't because the caller's asking for something you don't… — Saramae Copy Share Image
Define Nanosecond : The time required for a guy to finish a conversation the moment he finds out the girl he's talking… — Naeem Copy Share Image
You can write and post the thoughts and stop thinking if your friend will like it or not the important is you… — Mitch Alapan Copy Share Image
Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world, right? Sincerely, annoyed listeners. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im gonna pick up the pieces and build a lego house, if things go wrong we can always knock it over. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Some boys think of girls just like books..If the cover doesnt catch there eyes, they wont ever bother to read whats inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearts break like most things in life ,but it all about how you rebuild the broken pieces with a better plan thought… — Militon Munney Copy Share Image
I got a dream thats worth more then my reality. And pride thats worth more then a salary. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't like you for your looks. But I fell in love with you because of your personality. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
