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Jack never died in Titanic. He washed up on shore and began Inception.

— Ash

You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story

— Dan Harmon

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

— Ian Holloway

“I just sunk the Titanic in your toilet and now it’s clogged up, and I can’t get the fucker to flush.”

— Madeleine Beckett

I was absolutely obsessed with the Titanic - not the film, the actual boat. I'd draw diagrams about it and theorise that if it…

— Margot Robbie

Oh not to worry! Yeah right, that's what the guy on Titanic said, too!!

— Ritu Ghatourey

According to Hollywood logic, none of the actual Titanic passengers was interesting enough, so the writer-director had to invent a Romeo and Juliet-style fictional…

— Paul Rudnick

“Seeing the iceberg hadn’t stopped the Titanic from sinking”

— C.J. Roberts

Rose: You're crazy. Jack: That's what everybody says but, with all due respect, Miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a…

— James Cameron

With the Titanic, enough time has passed and you can make fun of that.

— Seth Macfarlane

“suppose the British newspapers reported the sinking of the Titanic as “a regrettable excursion”

— H.Y. Hanna

Fill an author with a titanic fame and you do not make him titanic; you often merely burst him.

— Frank Moore Colby