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“Religion - religion, at best - at BEST - is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a while, and it makes you walk straight and feel better - fine. But you don't need it forever, or you can become permanently disabled. Religion is like a lift in the shoe, and I say just don't ask me to wear…” quote by George Carlin
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“Religion - religion, at best - at BEST - is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a while, and it makes you walk straight and feel better - fine. But you don't need it forever, or you can become permanently disabled. Religion is like a lift in the shoe, and I say just don't ask me to wear your shoes. And let's not go down and nail lifts onto the natives' feet.”

George Carlin

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Source Stand‑up Comedy: Routine on religion

Religion is likened to a temporary shoe lift: helpful for a while but potentially harmful if relied on permanently.

In simple terms: Religion can be a short‑term aid but may become a crutch.

Key Takeaway

Use belief wisely, avoid dependence.

Themes

religion skepticism dependence freedom

Mood

cynical thoughtful

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • personal belief choices
  • cultural criticism
  • spiritual health

Key Concepts

philosophy social critique human behavior

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do we need religion for moral guidance?
  • What are the risks of treating belief as a crutch?
A Different Perspective

Overreliance may limit personal agency.

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