Religion Quote by Gene Doucette

“[T]here may be no more depressing place on the planet than the floor of a casino.”

— Gene Doucette

“(A note: succubi are notorious amateur psychologists and have been since well before Freud. In fact I have it on good authority that Freud…

— Gene Doucette

“Are you trying to talk me out of going?” “I am trying to figure out who you really are.” “Same man I was last…

— Gene Doucette

“Like most remarkable things, nobody realized it was remarkable as it happened.”

— Gene Doucette

“So, you'd rather just regurgitate what these books tell you than know what really happened?" "Exactly." "No quest for truth? Where's your spirit of…

— Gene Doucette

“We just met and we're already doing heroin?" I said. "Seems sudden.”

— Gene Doucette

“(Very few vampires bother to sleep in a coffin, if you must know. Lugging one around everywhere you go is inconvenient, and it almost…

— Gene Doucette

“I was suicidal for two solid centuries once. That was during the early part of what they now call the Dark Ages, in medieval…

— Gene Doucette

“New York is the one place in the world that actively encourages rudeness, because that's the only way to get past the fake bag…

— Gene Doucette

“The dragon roared. Terrible sound, that. Made my testicles shrink.”

— Gene Doucette

“So, what do I call you?" I asked. "Whomp." "Whomp? Your given name?" "It's the sound people make when I hit them in the…

— Gene Doucette

“...while there may have been gods, they weren't particularly well defined. If, for instance, something unusually lucky happened, one might declare that a god--pick…

— Gene Doucette