“I was suicidal for two solid centuries once. That was during the early part of what they now call the Dark Ages, in medieval Europe. Suicidal tendencies were de rigueur at the time, and I’m nothing if not trendy.” — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“Religion is still the very best way to get someone to accept something unabashedly ridiculous.” — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“[T]here may be no more depressing place on the planet than the floor of a casino.” — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“(A note: succubi are notorious amateur psychologists and have been since well before Freud. In fact I have it on good authority that Freud… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“Are you trying to talk me out of going?” “I am trying to figure out who you really are.” “Same man I was last… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“Like most remarkable things, nobody realized it was remarkable as it happened.” — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“So, you'd rather just regurgitate what these books tell you than know what really happened?" "Exactly." "No quest for truth? Where's your spirit of… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“We just met and we're already doing heroin?" I said. "Seems sudden.” — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“(Very few vampires bother to sleep in a coffin, if you must know. Lugging one around everywhere you go is inconvenient, and it almost… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“I was suicidal for two solid centuries once. That was during the early part of what they now call the Dark Ages, in medieval… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“New York is the one place in the world that actively encourages rudeness, because that's the only way to get past the fake bag… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“The dragon roared. Terrible sound, that. Made my testicles shrink.” — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“So, what do I call you?" I asked. "Whomp." "Whomp? Your given name?" "It's the sound people make when I hit them in the… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
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