Kinky Sex Quote by Gene Doucette

“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins. Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.”

— Kimberly Pauley

My daughter is reading various Young Adult vampire stuff, and I ask her, "Is there even a bad vampire in the story?" There's always…

— Mike Mignola

“And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed.”

— Robin McKinley

Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman…

— Adam Rex

“A point about vampires. They can and do have sex. I've tried it. It's not bad. A little cold, a little dry... it's kind…

— Gene Doucette

“Now this is a feeling I could get used to. A beautiful girl draped across my thighs and a better high than any drug…

— Chessela Helm

“vampires don’t snore.”

— Mercedes Lackey

“Don't you love to look at coffins? I've always enjoyed looking at one now and then. I think of a coffin as an absolutely…

— Thomas Mann

Vampires don't sleep. -Bella Cullen

— The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2

“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”

— Allison van Diepen

“So what can we generalize about Victorian vampires? They are already dead, yet not exactly dead, and clammy-handed. They can be magnetically repelled by…

— Michael Sims

“No one likes a soused vampire!”

— Katie MacAlister