Truth Quote by Kimberly Pauley

“(Very few vampires bother to sleep in a coffin, if you must know. Lugging one around everywhere you go is inconvenient, and it almost…

— Gene Doucette

My daughter is reading various Young Adult vampire stuff, and I ask her, "Is there even a bad vampire in the story?" There's always…

— Mike Mignola

Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman…

— Adam Rex

“And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed.”

— Robin McKinley

“Myth: Vampires don't exist Truth: Dead wrong.”

— Kimberly Pauley

“vampires don’t snore.”

— Mercedes Lackey

“Do you sleep in a coffin?” Okay, I admit that one was a little out of line, not to mention corny. “Of course not,”…

— L.H. Cosway

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”

— Kimberly Pauley

“If you have to sleep in a coffin, try to go for an old wooden one.”

— Joleene Naylor

“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

“Deceased's request as stated in last will and testament: 'I want to be made up to look undead, like the fucking sexiest vampire chick…

— Jen Violi

“So what can we generalize about Victorian vampires? They are already dead, yet not exactly dead, and clammy-handed. They can be magnetically repelled by…

— Michael Sims