Hummor Quote by Kimberly Pauley

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

— Sarah Rees Brennan

…We were born vampires." "I thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires,…

— Terry Pratchett

“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

“I’m considered a health nut amongst vampires. I usually feed only on vegetarians.”

— Johnny B. Truant

“VAMPIRES EAT KOSHER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.”

— Michael P. Milligan

“What are you say it out loud tell me the basic thing vampires eat”

— Stephenie Meyer

“when you live with vampires, coming home smelling like blood is a lot like walking into a Weight Watchers meeting with powdered sugar on…

— Roxy Mews

“It was almost better to be caught by the hungry, soulless vampires; the most they would probably do was drink your blood and leave…

— Julie Kagawa

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.

— Heather Brewer

“Can a Jewish vampire drink human blood? On the one hand, the Bible ordains that “ye shall eat neither fat nor blood” (Leviticus 3:17).…

— Uri Kurlianchik

“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”

— Tasha Turner

Vampires need BLOOD

— Vampire