Born Quote by Terry Pratchett
“…We were born vampires." "I thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s an easy technique, but what would be the point? When you eat… now what is it you eat? Oh yes, chocolate… you don’t want to turn it into another Agnes Nitt, do you? Less chocolate to go around." He sighed. "Oh dear, superstition, superstition everywhere we turn.”
About This Quote
Source Novel: Discworld series, various books
The narrator humorously critiques vampirism, noting that turning others into vampires is easy but pointless, and jokes about chocolate consumption.
In simple terms: Turning others into vampires is easy but pointless, especially with chocolate.
Key Takeaway
Question the purpose of harmful actions.
Themes
humor
vampirism
absurdity
food
ethics
Mood
playful
ironic
Type
satirical
philosophical
When to use this quote
- social gatherings
- dietary choices
- fantasy roleplay
Key Concepts
satire
morality
culture critique
Questions to Reflect On
- Is it ever justified to turn others for personal gain?
- What does chocolate symbolize here?
A Different Perspective
The joke may downplay serious ethical concerns about exploitation.
