Humor Quote by Christopher Farnsworth

“A point about vampires. They can and do have sex. I've tried it. It's not bad. A little cold, a little dry... it's kind…

— Gene Doucette

“What’s your name?” “What do you want it to be?” “Are you a vampire?” “Not the last time I checked.”

— Kresley Cole

“Sorry I've been such a dick and I'm completely freaked out by your claim to being a vampire, but I'd really like to have…

— C.D. Hussey

“Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.”

— Brian McNaughton

“Now this is a feeling I could get used to. A beautiful girl draped across my thighs and a better high than any drug…

— Chessela Helm

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”

— Kimberly Pauley

“The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about…

— Alan Ball

“What you know about Vampires could fit into a mosquito's ass." Eve said. Irritated. "All you know is what you grew up seeing on…

— Rachel Caine

“She's a self-conscious vampire ... and she goes about using sex as a sort of shrimping net.”

— Noel Coward

“My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.”

— Deborah Harkness

Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy.

— Joseph Morgan

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx