Having sex Quote by Chessela Helm

“A point about vampires. They can and do have sex. I've tried it. It's not bad. A little cold, a little dry... it's kind…

— Gene Doucette

“The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about…

— Alan Ball

“Sorry I've been such a dick and I'm completely freaked out by your claim to being a vampire, but I'd really like to have…

— C.D. Hussey

“Handsome vampires are addictive”

— Vianka Van Bokkem

“There's only so much temptation a vampire can take.”

— Lindsay J. Pryor

“The only people who believe in vampires these days are lonely hormonal teenage girls and pretentious, mascara-wearing guys.”

— Amy Cross

“So help me, if you turned me into a fucking Vampire, I'll bite your dick off!”

— Amelia Hutchins

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”

— Kimberly Pauley

“For you see, the vampires were experiencing their own problems. Over the centuries, their females had grown all but infertile. They needed human women,…

— Desiree Broussard

“Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know it she…

— L.j Smith

“My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.”

— Deborah Harkness

“Women want to be bitten and swept away by a sparkling, 100-year-old, handsome vampire.”

— Chrissy Peebles