Humor Quote by Christopher Farnsworth

“It’s sorcery,” Cade said, as if explaining things to a slow child. “That’s the explanation.” “I’m a scientist,” she said. “I need a little…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Cade was a vampire. Zach had finally gotten over that. For the most part. Other people could argue about how vampires didn’t exist, how…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“was never more than a few dozen feet away,” Cade said. Zach had to admit, that was no distance at all to someone with…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Zack was so hard it hurt.”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“He was probably already in one of the nearby restaurants - a TGIChiliMcAppleBarrel’s or whatever ...”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“What did you think of him?" Cade asked. "Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy’s more full of shit than a duck pond.”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Your vision, for instance. Over a third of your brain is dedicated to processing the details streaming in from your eyes, and it’s still…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“When they come and the guns are thundering and the men are falling all around you, there is only one way you will stop…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Basically, an EMP bomb is an electromagnetic coil wrapped around a simple pipe device. The detonation of the explosion releases electromagnetic waves in a…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“She knew vampires were tough to kill, but Cade had to be part cockroach as well.”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“If saving the world's not enough, then nothing else is, either.”

— Christopher Farnsworth