Vampires Quote by Gene Doucette

“Sorry I've been such a dick and I'm completely freaked out by your claim to being a vampire, but I'd really like to have…

— C.D. Hussey

“Huh, a lovers quarrel with a vampire- seems like a fantastic idea!”

— Joann I. Martin Sowles

“Now this is a feeling I could get used to. A beautiful girl draped across my thighs and a better high than any drug…

— Chessela Helm

“My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.”

— Deborah Harkness

“Couldn’t you hypnotize her or something?" "It doesn’t work like that." "I thought vampires were all sex gods with the ladies." Cade looked at…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Honey, that book is about vampires. Those don't exist.”

— C.B. Conwy

“Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.”

— Brian McNaughton

“There's only so much temptation a vampire can take.”

— Lindsay J. Pryor

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx

“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)”

— Justin Cronin

“I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn’t for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would…

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“A vampire is like a Rose. They are beautiful, yet harmful.”

— Sweet Tart Smile Child