Humor Quote by Seth Gecko

“Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or... Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do…

— Quentin Tarantino

“There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep...”

— Nicky Raven

“Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.”

— Vampire Diaries Damon Salvatore

“Vampires don’t sparkle in the sun; they burn to a crisp.”

— Joleene Naylor

“Those were not vampires. If sunlight makes you sparkle, you're a unicorn.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Really, honestly. There aren’t vampires out there, are there?” Good grief, she sounded like a love struck teenager. Probably thought they sparkled in the…

— Shannon Mayer

“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.”

— Skyla Madi

“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?" "The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Looks... supernatural, almost. Do they ever change color? Like when you kill people or something?" I try not to sigh. "I think... you're thinking...…

— Isaac Marion

“Guy keeps the heart of a vampire he killed as a pet in his basement armory. He's plenty crazy. But that's okay. I'm a…

— Guillermo del Toro & Chuck Hogan

“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”

— Larry Correia

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx