Birds Quote by Initially NO

“Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Girl from the fifth floor, who feeds the birds every day, climbs up to the water tank and jumps off. I see her body…

— Amruta Patil

“We now had three girls and one testosterone-pumped guy bird that spent every walking minute doing of of three things: pursuing sex, having sex…

— John Grogan

“Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They fuck each other…

— Kurt Cobain

“Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were…

— Gerard Way

“Before the sparrow arrived, you had almost stopped thinking about flight. Then, last winter, it soared through the sky and landed in front of…

— Ma Jian

“JAMES HALE sat at a side-street noodle-stall. The stall was set-up underneath the shade of a row of fruit trees. He watched a pair…

— James A. Newman

“Being a bird, I imagined, must be wonderful. All birds had to do was fly. no need to worry about contraception.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Birds fly with their wings, men with their happiness!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Sexual tension is like a ruthless pigeon. Feed it once and it will follow you around forever. It never tires or goes on vacation.…

— Chelsea Fine

“On a whim, I once entered a neighbor's apartment through an open window and left a pink, glittery beach ball sitting on his bed,…

— Boyd Rice