Humor Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image ““I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.”” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Religion Ridicule
“If we are not receiving some type of ridicule for our beliefs, we are probably doing something wrong.” — Dillon Burroughs Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to take away anybody’s religion, but simply to make them see what religion really means.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“Now, as I before hinted, I have no objection to any person's religion, be it what it may, so long as that person does… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“Religion is still the very best way to get someone to accept something unabashedly ridiculous.” — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“When religion demands you refrain from doing something otherwise benign, that's just a provocation to do it more.” — David Silverman Copy Share Image
“The problem with religion is that it blends this truth so thoroughly with the venom of unreason.” — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
“Belong to a religion? Doesn't bother me if you do, as long as it's not one that says to stop thinking and be loud… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“If there's one thing I can't abide it's fanatics of any kind, and religious ones are the worst of all.” — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
“The thing I hate about religion is, they ban what they have done and force us to do what they haven’t done.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“it always annoyed him when people implied you had to have a religion in order to hold to any standards of behavior.” — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
“Stop looking at people's religions. Try to look at the goodness within them.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
