Humor Quote by Melina Marchetta

“When your mother doesn't want to have the sex talk with you any more but instead wants to talk about the possibility that you…

— Sarra Manning

When asked, 'Shall I tell my mother I'm gay?', I reply, 'Never tell your mother anything.

— Quentin Crisp

If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to…

— Mark Twain

“The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge even deeper…

— Addison Moore

“Don't let sex make you a mother before love makes you a wife.”

— Kemi Edonmi

“You’re the most important person in the world to me.” I quickly added in a hushed voice, “Don’t tell Mom. She’ll be jealous.”

— Kim Harrington

“Listen, you," she hissed. "He's gay, he's my son, and I'm premenstrual. So don't—and I mean don't —even think about it." ~ Mom”

— Hayden Thorne

“There are plenty of things that a teenage boy doesn’t tell his mother. As we get older, there are more and more things we…

— Jason Rekulak

“Mentally tease apart the threads that keep you connected to your mother. See that those threads, those feelings, that you experience with her are…

— Susan Schneider

“The only thing my mother told me about sex was that I was never going to get any.”

— Doug Graham

“This is my mother’s wedding,”«" she said. "We’re not going to have sex. At all." "But ‘at all’ is my favorite way to have…

— Cassandra Clare

What my mother doesnt know wont hurt her

— Sonya Sones