Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life! — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
The only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. — Mike Connolly Copy Share Image
It's so important that you don't put the stuffing in the bird, where in order for the stuffing to get cooked you… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I… — Carmen Miranda Copy Share Image
My own daughters weren't able to study in Turkey because of their headscarves, so they went to the United States. — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
National consciousness is truly a miraculous thing. When I am not in Turkey I feel even more Turkish than in Istanbul. But… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
I mean to be too rich to lament or to feel anything of the sort. A large income is the best recipe… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I will never forget my first game for England at the World Cup, It was against Turkey... no I mean Tunisia. — David Seaman Copy Share Image
I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado, or ceremony, than… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When Turkey began approaching the EU, I wasn't the only one who worried that the dark stain in Turkey's history - or… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin… — Sandra Lee Copy Share Image
Iraq, for the first time, gives al Qaeda and its allies contiguous safe-haven territory to train and launch attacks into the Levant.… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
I’m Armenian, and April 24th was another commemoration of the genocide of Armenia people by Turkey. The perpetrator never admitted the crime.… — Atom Egoyan Copy Share Image
I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I'm blessed to come from a family with five brothers. We're all physical and athletic and like to work out, like to… — Danny Pino Copy Share Image
The recent past is full of diverse examples of writers - Mahfouz in Egypt, Pamuk in Turkey, and more interestingly, Pasternak in… — Pankaj Mishra Copy Share Image
When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
The public negotiations and secret intrigues of the English (Jews) and the French (Jews) have been employed for centuries in every court… — John Adams Copy Share Image
[The Dutch] people want [refugees to be safe] but don't come here. And don't forget, people are very angry about that, that… — Geert Wilders Copy Share Image
Not possessing definite geographical boundaries, at least in the East - its distinction from Asia is problematic, considering that two large countries,… — Roberto Esposito Copy Share Image
Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey. — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites. — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image