Necks Quote by Sylvia Plath

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can…

— April Winchell

I'm just sitting around thinking about turkey.

— Alton Brown

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's…

— Mitch Hedberg

It's so simple to create a delicious holiday meal without animal cruelty. I promise no one will miss the turkey!

— Alicia Silverstone

I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey…

— Mitch Hedberg

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut…

— Bob Saget

Most people don't realize turkeys are friendly, they're social, they're loyal, they have emotions.

— Shannon Elizabeth

I have been to Turkey almost every summer holiday of my life and pretty much only on summer holidays, which makes me a very…

— Joseph O'Neill

I love anything hearty and I'm very vocal about my hatred for turkey. I just, I will never understand people's love for turkey -…

— Chrissy Teigen

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

— Kristen Schaal

“bubble-headed little twit without the sense of a mentally deficient turkey.”

— Brock Deskins

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

— Shel Silverstein