Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Taking stock of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' a decade later, the Financial Times concluded that the US won the war, Iran won the… — Joschka Fischer Copy Share Image
Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my… — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
The turkey's eyes are such that he can see a bumblebee turn a somersault on the verge of the horizon. — Archibald Rutledge Copy Share Image
All evidence suggests that Turkey has allowed ISIS fighters, when they've been injured, to return into Turkey and to get treated in… — Vijay Prashad Copy Share Image
Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm one of these people that if I have a nice holiday - like I have had in Turkey repeatedly - I… — Freema Agyeman Copy Share Image
You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
The AXA and New York Life settlements are important building blocks not only toward seeking financial recovery for the losses resulting from… — Mark Geragos Copy Share Image
Peace is an Excellent Thing, and War is a great Misfortune. But there are Many things More valuable than Peace, and many… — Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston Copy Share Image
A connoisseur of gastronomy was congratulated on his appointment as a director of indirect contributions at Periguex: and, above all, in the… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
I don't read newspapers in the morning. I take a look at the dailies in the afternoon, but only when I've finished… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I always tell the Kurds who defend independence: Let's say we declared the independent Kurdish state and Syria, Iran, Iraq and Turkey… — Jalal Talabani Copy Share Image
... the Armenian massacre was the greatest crime of the war, and the failure to act against Turkey is to condone it… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
T hanks for time to be together, turkey, talk, and tangy weather. H for harvest stored away, home, and hearth, and holiday.… — Aileen Fisher Copy Share Image
If you want to speak about different ethnicities and diversity, rap and hip-hop are all over the planet. Every country, from Turkey… — Chuck D Copy Share Image
I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go… — Jimmy Roy Copy Share Image
The poet dreams of the classroom I dreamed I stood up in class And I said aloud: Teacher, Why is algebra important?… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
I don't make movies. I don't feel that I have to have artistic control. Part of this comes from the fact that… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
In its sacredness, families get together to (unintentionally?) celebrate one genocide (against Native Americans) by committing another (against turkeys). — Daniel Brook Copy Share Image
If Turkey is prepared to acknowledge the Armenian Genocide, then its leaders can proceed immediately to direct dialogue with its counterparts in… — Mark Foley Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Is Europe a home for an alliance of civilizations or is it a Christian club? If the former is true, then Turkey… — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
Turkey has put up a fight against the powerful nations of the world. The crusader mentality attacked us abroad. Inside, their lackeys… — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
In Turkey, you're not allowed to be left alone in the hospital. The nurse teaches the family how to do things, and… — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
Turkey is a European country, an Asian country, a Middle Eastern country, Balkan country, Caucasian country, neighbor to Africa, Black Sea country,… — Ahmet Davutoglu Copy Share Image
Heads know that failing to invest in good, nutritious food is a false economy and parents won't tolerate reconstituted turkey being put… — Jamie Oliver Copy Share Image
I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used to drive up to a bunch of turkeys, roll down the window and say something. They'd… — Levon Helm Copy Share Image
I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I wish Europe would let Russia annihilate Turkey a little--not much, but enough to make it difficult to find the place again… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet. — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
If Iran obtains nuclear weapons, then almost certainly Saudi Arabia will do the same, as will Egypt, Turkey and perhaps others in… — John Bolton Copy Share Image
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys,… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
