Quote by Lemony Snicket

“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile…

— Lemony Snicket

“It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your…

— Lemony Snicket

“Just knowing that they could read made the Baudelaire orphans feel as if their wretched lives could be a little brighter.”

— Lemony Snicket

“… and the Baudelaire orphans climbed aboard, turning the tables of their lives and breaking their unfortunate cycle for the very first time.”

— Lemony Snicket

“The stranger’s eyes gleamed with impossible knowings, as though he had seen the first creature crawl onto the land, the first leaves unfurl, the…

— Addison Lane

“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened…

— Lemony Snicket

“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,…

— Lemony Snicket

“It was baffling. These creatures. The were fraught and frayed win their desire. A snake would never poison itself, but these folk made an…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“You've had your warning, Cabal. Now, prepare to face the terrible arcane wrath of Maleficarus!" Somewhere, a sheep bleated and quite ruined the effect.”

— Jonathan L. Howard

“There were two types of strong men: those like Uncle Monty and Abe Steinheim, remorseless about their making money, and those like my father,…

— Philip Roth

“I am sorry to say that Mr. Poe had not done a very good job so far, and that the Baudelaires had learned that…

— Lemony Snicket

“I do not remember being bitten. I wish I did, for then I would know the creature who did this to me and I…

— Anonymous