What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I don't care if my lettuce has DDT on it, just as long as it's crisp. — Jorma Kaukonen Copy Share Image
I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad! — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
Never fuss or fight, on the grind tryna find this lettuce. I love it when you give me head, I hate it… — J Cole Copy Share Image
He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head… — Fintan O'Toole Copy Share Image
Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
When a draco has eaten much fruit, it seeks the juice of the bitter lettuce; it has been seen to do this. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Salad can get a bad rap. People think of bland and watery iceberg lettuce, but in fact, salads are an art form,… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
While we've taken seeds into space, and astronauts on the International Space Station have eaten lettuce they've grown, we haven't produced fruit… — Helen Sharman Copy Share Image
“It probably wouldn’t surprise you to know that romaine lettuce has more fiber than sirloin, but you may not know that calorie… — Dr. Robynne Chutkan M.D Copy Share Image
I quickly realized that more than any other vegetable, the potato evokes strong reactions in people. As the head of communications for… — Elizabeth A. Johnson Copy Share Image
Lyda was an exuberant, even a dramatic gardener… She was always holding up a lettuce or a bunch of radishes with an… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
Just because we can ship organic lettuce from the Salinas Valley, or organic cut flowers from Peru, doesn't mean we should do… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
“A one-pound box of prewashed lettuce contains 80 calories of food energy. According to Cornell ecologist David Pimentel, growing, chilling, washing, packaging,… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Virtue? A fig! 'Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The ones as big as sheep were easier to avoid, because you could see them coming, but when they flew in at… — E. Nesbit Copy Share Image
“My wife says Ambersons don’t make lettuce salad the way other people do; they don’t chop it up with sugar and vinegar… — Booth Tarkington Copy Share Image
I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.” — A.J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods. — Joel Fuhrman Copy Share Image
Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. — Charles Dudley Warner Copy Share Image
I can never be skinny. No matter how hard I try. I can work out all day long and eat lettuce but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
