Gift giving Quote by Alton Brown

“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”

— Lemony Snicket

“Lettuce is too Flat”

— Mary Rayner

“When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.”

— B. Fox

“If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.”

— Douglas Wilson

“Might I make free with your lettuce, my lady?”

— Cassandra Clare

Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.

— Charles Dudley Warner

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

— Shel Silverstein

I don't know how to cook lettuce.

— Ray J

“It was Rowan who had coined the term "lettuce-kid" to describe them. Both of them were born sandwiched somewhere in the middle of large…

— Neal Shusterman

Everyone thinks he knows what a lettuce looks like. But start to draw one and you realise the anomaly of having lived with lettuces…

— Frederick Franck

“Remember that lettuce doesn’t grow on a spruce; and it also doesn’t rhyme with it.”

— Jakub Marian