Freedom Quote by Cassandra Clare

“When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.”

— B. Fox

“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”

— Lemony Snicket

“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.”

— A.J. Jacobs

“If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.”

— Douglas Wilson

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

“and she saw a bed of lamb’s lettuce, or rapunzel.”

— Philip Pullman

“How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you’re going on a retreat and eating only lettuce?”

— Maisey Yates

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz

“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why…

— Terry Pratchett

“I opened my mouth, mad enough to spit, and said loudly, “I don’t eat iceberg lettuce!” Really? I asked myself. That’s what you’re going…

— Piper Kerman

“I tell you I have created this thing out of the squashed cabbage leaves of Covent Garden; and now she pretends to play the…

— George Bernard Shaw

“heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don’t be doing any trash to the stuff we order. "In that…

— Chuck Palahniuk