Life Quote by Douglas Wilson

“When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.”

— B. Fox

“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”

— Lemony Snicket

“If the weeds are removed and there is nothing planted, it is the weeds that will keep growing.”

— Sunday Adelaja

“Remember that lettuce doesn’t grow on a spruce; and it also doesn’t rhyme with it.”

— Jakub Marian

“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.”

— A.J. Jacobs

“The strongest and most mysterious weeds often have things to teach us.”

— F.T. McKinstry

“Some people are like weeds — you must pull them out of the garden of your life to let yourself grow.”

— Angelika Regossi

“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why…

— Terry Pratchett

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

“A garden is a device for insuring that weeds don't become extinct”

— The Germinator

“Do you want to flourish in the garden of life? Life's gardeners pluck the weeds and care only for the productive plants.”

— Bryant McGill

“Weeds are job security for the gardener.”

— Barbara Kingsolver