Brotherhood Quote by Neal Shusterman

“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.”

— A.J. Jacobs

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

“Lettuce is too Flat”

— Mary Rayner

I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”

— Lemony Snicket

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

— Shel Silverstein

“Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.”

— Alton Brown

“Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day!”

— Tom Althouse

Everyone thinks he knows what a lettuce looks like. But start to draw one and you realise the anomaly of having lived with lettuces…

— Frederick Franck

“Might I make free with your lettuce, my lady?”

— Cassandra Clare

“Being told off by Varley is like being savaged by a piece of lettuce.”

— Anonymous

“I opened my mouth, mad enough to spit, and said loudly, “I don’t eat iceberg lettuce!” Really? I asked myself. That’s what you’re going…

— Piper Kerman