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“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.”

— A.J. Jacobs

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

“When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.”

— B. Fox

“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”

— Lemony Snicket

“How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you’re going on a retreat and eating only lettuce?”

— Maisey Yates

“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why…

— Terry Pratchett

“and she saw a bed of lamb’s lettuce, or rapunzel.”

— Philip Pullman

“If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.”

— Douglas Wilson

“She had turned away and was watching a duck out on the lake. It was tucking into weeds, a thing I've never been able…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Comes off like she’s got the mental capacity of broccoli,”

— J.D. Robb

“Remember that lettuce doesn’t grow on a spruce; and it also doesn’t rhyme with it.”

— Jakub Marian

“Sweat and blood and health and youth go into every cabbage. Did you know that, Julie? One doesn't despise them as food, knowing that.”

— Edna Ferber