Quote by Mary Rayner

“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.”

— A.J. Jacobs

“If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.”

— Douglas Wilson

“When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.”

— B. Fox

“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”

— Lemony Snicket

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

— Erma Bombeck

It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.

— Beatrix Potter

“Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.”

— Alton Brown

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.

— Charles Dudley Warner

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

— Shel Silverstein

I don't know how to cook lettuce.

— Ray J

“Remember that lettuce doesn’t grow on a spruce; and it also doesn’t rhyme with it.”

— Jakub Marian