Bitter Quote by Charles Dudley Warner

It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.

— Beatrix Potter

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

— Shel Silverstein

Everyone thinks he knows what a lettuce looks like. But start to draw one and you realise the anomaly of having lived with lettuces…

— Frederick Franck

“Lettuce is too Flat”

— Mary Rayner

I don't know how to cook lettuce.

— Ray J

When a draco has eaten much fruit, it seeks the juice of the bitter lettuce; it has been seen to do this.

— Aristotle

I mostly eat lettuce.

— Peter Sunde

By reason of its soporigous quality, lettuce ever was, and still continues the principal foundation of the universal tribe of Sallets, which is to…

— John Evelyn

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

— Erma Bombeck

“Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.”

— Alton Brown

Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination.

— Mimi Sheraton

I don't care if my lettuce has DDT on it, just as long as it's crisp.

— Jorma Kaukonen