Centre Quote by Elizabeth A. Johnson

A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to…

— M. F. K. Fisher

I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Not all vegetables are this draining. Lettuce doesn't bring heartache. Turnips don't ask for your soul. Potatoes don't care where you are or even…

— Joan Bauer

It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.

— Beatrix Potter

I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises.

— James Beard

Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination.

— Mimi Sheraton

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

— Shel Silverstein

Vegetarianism -- You are what you eat, and who wants to be a lettuce?

— Pete Burns

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

— Erma Bombeck

I don't know how to cook lettuce.

— Ray J

I hate eating vegetables. The only vegetables I eat are lettuce on a burger.

— Chance The Rapper

Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.

— Charles Dudley Warner