I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Salad can get a bad rap. People think of bland and watery iceberg lettuce, but in fact, salads are an art form,… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
Lyda was an exuberant, even a dramatic gardener.... She was always holding up a lettuce or a bunch of radishes with an… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
I don't care if my lettuce has DDT on it, just as long as it's crisp. — Jorma Kaukonen Copy Share Image
Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. — Charles Dudley Warner Copy Share Image
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had one actress who trained with me and took six Spin classes a week. And all she ate was lettuce and… — Gunnar Peterson Copy Share Image
After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods. — Joel Fuhrman Copy Share Image
And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“Theodora glared at me, but Mrs. Murphy Sallis gave me a brief smile and offered me her hand, which was as smooth… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants… — Charles Heiser Copy Share Image
I bought a gun safe with velvet shelves and a built-in dehumidifier to house the hundreds of original [Barbara] Stanwyck letters I… — Victoria Wilson Copy Share Image